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The best Zankie convo ever

  • Zach:

    Oh my god. You’re the man. You’re perfect!

  • [Frankie kisses forehead]

  • Zach:

    Dude, you and I are killing it.

  • Frankie:

    So good. We’re gonna fucking win this. Goodnight, I’ll see you in the final 2!

  • Zach:

    Goodnight, Frankie. I love you.

  • Frankie:

    I love you SO much. We’re gonna fucking kill this.

  • Zach:

    We’re great friends, dude. You’re the fucking man.

  • Frankie:

    Can’t wait to meet your little broski and play golf with him and for you to meet my sister.

  • Zach:

    Oh my gosh! That would actually be my dream: Us just chillin’, playing golf, you meeting my little broski. It’s gonna happen cause we’re walking out with fat checks!

  • Frankie:

    Oh my gosh. Awesome. Ugh, we’re such a good team. Zankie to the end!

  • Zach:

    Dude, we are a good fucking team.

  • Frankie:

    We are.

  • Zach:

    We really are. We complement each other SO fucking WELL.

  • Frankie:

    Mhm

  • Zach:

    And you keep me in check like no one else.

  • Frankie:

    That’s true.

  • Zach:

    Which is the most important thing cause I can fucking get crazy.

  • Frankie:

    I love you. We are a good team. And you get to do all the shit that I can’t do because—

  • Zach:

    I don’t give a fuck!

  • Frankie:

    It’ll make me look like shit.

  • Zach:

    Exactly. It’s perfect.

  • Frankie:

    And you already look like shit. It is perfect.

  • Zach:

    Dude, it’s PERFECT! You’re like the nicest guy that loves everyone; I’m the guy that walks around hating everyone.

  • Frankie:

    I know. No one would ever suspect that we’re doing anything together. Like, literally. Even Christine is like, ‘Ugh, god. I can’t believe you have to share that room with him.’ I’m like, ‘I know. It’s terrible.’

  • Zach:

    [Cracks up] I love to hear that!

  • Frankie:

    She’s like, ‘You’re such an angel for doing that for him.’ I’m like, ‘I know. It’s such a chore.’

  • Zach:

    That makes me so happy.

  • Frankie:

    ‘What a burden.’ This was before you made up, but still; it’s funny. Cause literally, even Nicole was like ‘I can’t believe you didn’t know about the speech’ and I’m like, ‘I know.’

  • Both:

    [crack up]

  • Zach:

    Ugh, it’s perfect. This game is so fun when you’re good at it.

  • Frankie:

    Yeah, it is. You did good today.

  • Zach:

    Dude, I did very well today.

  • [small talk about Caleb]

  • Frankie:

    Mm. I’m so happy.

  • Zach:

    Perfect.

  • Frankie:

    Such a good night.

  • Zach:

    Amazing.

  • Frankie:

    Goodnight, Team Zankie.

  • Zach:

    Goodnight, Zankie! God, that’s such a cute name!

  • Frankie:

    We’re the cutest people on Earth.

  • Zach:

    It’s so quiche!

  • Frankie:

    You think there’s so many people tweeting “Team Zankie”?

  • Zach:

    After tonight? YES.

  • Frankie:

    Yeah, absolutely.

  • Zach:

    We are totally trending on Twitter.

  • [Lays head on Frankie’s back]

  • Zach:

    Ah. I could just sleep on you.

  • Frankie:

    I know. I love you.

  • Zach:

    Ugh, god. We’re perfect. Too bad I’m not gay, right?!

  • Frankie:

    I would marry you

  • Zach:

    [laughs/kisses Frankie’s back]

  • Frankie:

    I absolutely would marry you. I would marry you. You’d be having the best sex of your life.

  • Zach:

    [Grunts]

  • Frankie:

    It would be really kinda perfect.

  • Zach:

    [laughs]

  • Frankie:

    You just keep thinking about it.

  • Zach:

    [laughs]

  • Frankie:

    Like I can imagine fully hooking up.

  • Zach:

    [Giggles] Frankie! Oh you’re too much. I love it, though. I love everything about you.

  • Frankie:

    I love everything about you, too.

  • Zach:

    It’s a match made in heaven; A match made in Big Brother heaven.

  • Frankie:

    It really was.

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